Radio Nowhere Ep. 2

Who: Dale
Where: on the radio airwaves
When: evening

"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages - and if you're in here, odds are you can legally drink - tonight's Radio Nowhere broadcast is brought to you by The Abandoned School. It is Abandoned. Send your kids there today and traumatize them, therefore preparing them for real life! Tonight's weather is gray, and approaching towards black as the sun sets behind all those wonderful clouds. In the news, there's a major discussion about what to do with the firearms collection on the computer journals - I suggest everyone be informed of what's happening in that conversation, even if they don't comment. Next up, we've got Scooter's Shake That. Life without knowledge is death in disguise!"