Foolproof

Who: Scott (closed)
Where: His bedroom
When: Bedtime, nearly midnight
Rating: Slightly NSFW

Scott had tried to stay up. He really had. He felt like a kid waiting up to see Santa Claus, only for much more serious reasons. He wanted to be awake to see whoever was moving them, whoever was cleaning up, and get some answers. And he thought they'd finally slipped up and given him a way to beat them at their own game.

It'll never work, you know. Whatever you've thought of, they're already three steps ahead of you. "You're not much of a help these days, Casey, you know that?" Scott said as he stripped down to his skivvies, placing the sleighbells on the bed next to him. "Why don't you just keep quiet until you have something productive to say?" I'm just speaking the truth. They moved you in here without you knowing it. They moved you across town. What makes you think this will work? Scott sighed. "Okay, fine. I don't know that it will work. But it's a better idea than doing nothing."

He finished undressing, taking his boxers and socks off last. Completely naked, he looked down at himself. "You know, for 40, I don't look half bad, really. All things considered." I always told you it was a shame you were gay, sweetie. He picked up the sleighbells, a bit apprehensively. No, gotta give it a shot. He took one of his shoelaces that he'd already taken out of his shoes and looped it through a hole at the top of the string of bells. Sighing, he leaned down and grabbed his penis and scrotum. "Haven't done this in a few years..." Carefully, wanting to make sure he didn't damage anything, he took the shoelace and looped it around his genitals, tying the lace off with a square knot. "There, not too tight, not too loose." That little boy you've been talking to would love to see this, I'm sure.

Carefully, jingling with every step, he walked over and laid down on top of the bed, making sure to adjust himself when he did. Yep. Naked gay man with jingle bells tied to his cock-n-balls. There's gotta be porn of this somewhere. He flipped his pillow and closed his eyes. If they managed to reset everything with that in place? He'd be impressed.