Introduction
Submitted by Tobias Blackburn (NemesisKismet) on Sun, 2009-02-22 17:56
Let me get something out of my system first: FUCKING HELL.
Mmkay.
I'm Tobias, fresh out of recovery from Experiment C as its being called and I swear to God, I'm going to kill the first scientist or doctor or whatever I run into. Now, please, somebody update me on what the fuck is going on around here because I've been outside and this place looks fucking dead. I was told we were all populated and happy. Maybe not happy but you get my point. I'm not so great with the thinking of right words at the moment. Yeah yeah, angry white boy coming through.
Jennifer - are you here? Please be here.
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Um, so, this place is fucking dead. That's what's going on. Also, we're running out of food. Scratch that, are out of food. All the actual populated or happy people are long gone. Also, there are no scientists for you to kill. They're just fucking with our heads.
Welcome to Silent Hill!
(Sorry...haven't seen a Jennifer? Where'd you last see her?)
Oh well that's just fucking fantastic. Absolutely, positively brilliant. I might just throw a fucking party - it's that wonderful.
Don't even joke about that Silent Hill shit. I don't think we'd get actual demons but let's not curse ourselves to being wholesale fucking slaughtered, m'kay?
(Just before the experiments officially started. Fuck.)
Well, if you decide to, be sure to send me an invite.
Eh, I don't believe in curses, but you'll be the first to know if I see any headless tigers.
Since you're the first person to have come with me on that reference, mostly.
(Shit, that's no good. ...Still, a boatload of people I thought were dead just arrived here, so maybe she's just stuck in "immigration".)
Yeah. Sure. I'll do that.
Fuck, I'm not worried about the tigers. It's Pyramid Head I'd be watching for. You see that fucker, you sound the alarm. And God I'm being to blasé about this.
(I hope...)
See, the thing is, the tigers just wander around above ground, so that's something to worry about, but if I see any mineshafts I'm walking in the other fucking direction. Like, screw that. My new motto is "No Mines in '09".
And honestly I hope you're not being blase enough, because if we have something to worry about re: Pyramid Head I fucking give up.
No. Fuck no. If we really did have to worry about Pyramid Head I'd just go out there and say "Kill me. It's not worth the trouble hiding." But after an attempt to land my hat on the top of his pyramid.
That sounds wrong as Hell.I meant blasé in general. Talking about fucking video games in this sort of situation.
...No comment whatsoever.
Eh, I like referencing pop culture whenever possible. We can start calling it the Village of the Damned if you prefer.
Oh fuck. Comment. Like I give a rat's ass what people say about me or my brain.
But that would mean that there's a gaggle of crazy assed, Aryan alien/mutant-child creepy fucks out there. And did I just say gaggle?
Hi. I'm Owen, another C'er here. I dunno if you were watching the feeds, but there's a couple of us from them kicking about.
This town is...kinda creepy. some stuff happened and now everyone's freaking out but I think mostly we're numb. Or at least I am.
huh. Welcome, anyway.
Yeah. I was watching the feeds. Unfortunately. Nice to know more got out.
You alright, dude? Need someone to come over or something?
Yeah, 'm okay. Sorry, didn't mean to worry you!
I'm staying with Jeremy. He's another c'er. I haven't got set numbers, but I think there's more than five of us? Hopefully?
Alright then...
That's kind of a small number. You positive it's in that area?
Well, those are just the ones I've had any contact with. I dunno if there'll be more of if this is it. There's no way to know how many of us were in those rooms in the first place.
You have no idea how much that is not what I wanted to hear. Excuse me while I go scream at the air.
I heartily approve of your excessive use of the word 'fuck' in all its variations.
You'd be surprised how much damage an angry white boy can do. Believe me, I have an older brother. I know first hand.
Experiment C? Which one was that?
Apparently its the one where everyone got private rooms of torture. I don't know about the rest of them but I'm never staying in a motel or hotel ever fucking again.
Private rooms of torture. That sounds familiar. I think we were in the same experiment.
If it sounds familiar, then probably yeah. Good times, hm?
Among other things.
My name is Bethany. It's a pleasure, Tobias.