Interrupting your regular batshittery
Submitted by Jack (severedscythe) on Fri, 2009-04-03 03:47
To bring you this breaking news.
I have the Benny Hill song stuck in my head and I can't get it out.
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Be strong, man. It'll go away eventually. But hey, could be worse, you could have gone through life with a name like mine, and have a certain Cher song thrown your way at far to frequent an interval, and have that song stuck in your head a lot...
Shit, man. You think you don't know/have successfully repressed most of Cher's back catalogue, and then Jesse James shows up.
Listen, you. We've talked about this. It's not my fault. My parents just thought they were really really funny motherfuckers. I can't be blamed!
Well...I guess I'll forgive you. Just this once though.
Thank you kindly, ma'am.
I said I was sorry, but you can't expect a gay man to pass up a Cher reference!
It wasn't so much that as the many and varied renditions of it. Did you have to burst into it at unsuspecting intervals? I swear I'm going to be haunted by the chorus of that song on my death bed...and shit. Now it's in my head again. Goddamnit.
Ugh. Really Scott? I would have passed it up. In fact, I don't think I know any Cher songs at all... Except for one and now that's stuck in my head and I want to kill myself. DAMN IT.
See, I knew it. I've gotten by just fine for 28 years without any Melissa Etheridge, I figured there had to be some gay men out there who escaped Cher. And/or Madonna.
...How do you feel about Madonna?
Gappy toothed slut. Hate her. Also - Judy Garland? Oh I'll occasionally watch The Wizard of Oz or something but I'm not going to set up a fucking shrine and worship her poor, drugged ass.
My 'worshiped' girls come in the form of Shirley Manson and Amanda Palmer. Thank you very much, triple snap and all that shit.
Oh, young fagawan. Much to learn you still have.
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I have to be like every other gay guy on the face of the planet. I refuse to be part of the stereotype.
...man, I'd totally be Obi. He was way hotter than Yoda. Plus he was probably boning
Liam NeesonQui Gon.Ahem. Yes. I watched the prequels. What.
Sweet. Mine trend towards the riot girl set, but Garbage is most definitely on my acceptable listening list.
You listen to Emilie Autumn at all? You seem like you'd be into her. I wasn't, initially, but I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong. She used to play back in Chicago all the time.
Emilie Autumn has a cool look but I'm not really into her music. But she totally inspires in the clothing department. You have no idea.
Also, I feel totally bad about taking over this person's journal. Sorry.
As someone who gets variations of hit the road jack, I feel your pain, man.
I think I should be glad that I don't listen to cher.