PSA: Bear Warning (public)

Just like it says in the headline, people. There's a bear in town. I thought people were just fucking around in my earlier post, but nope. It's there. So if anyone has suggestions on how to lure it out, speak up. I'm going to try luring it with some food, I'm near the east edge of town already. Worse comes to worse, well... this is why I passed out guns. So I may be a bit later in starting gun safety classes than planned. Stay safe.

- Everett

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I would be more than happy to put together a hunting party, if no one goes peta on my ass.

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Fuck PETA, if you kill that thing we should fucking deep freeze it for when the food runs out.

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I don't fuck around when it comes to bears. They're the number one threat to America, you know.

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It's fall, so my guess is it's stocking up just like we are. Pretty much anything short of lettuce will attract it.

In my experience if you don't bother them they go away, but that isn't to say I don't agree with Hannah about the food.
And I mean, who the fuck knows, They might have given it fucking rabies or crazy pills and sent it on in like a smallpox blanket.

 - they are yummy cookies

Lettuce, check! We'll give it a shot. I'm not really up for killing anything I don't have to. So awesome suggestion, thank you! You get a cookie.

*cookie*

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Fucking kill it! Kill it dead! Fucking Russia and its fucking bears.

 - i'd suggest therapy if we had a shrink around.

Breathe, dude. Step away from the computer. Go take a bath or something. Think calming thoughts. Go to your happy place. But above all, calm down, man. It's not like it's rampaging through the streets eating people. Mostly it's just hanging out, looking vaguely lost. Chill. It'll get taken care of.

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Bears always look like they're just chilling out until they fucking eat you. It's a massive fucking bear, I'm so not chilling until it's dead.

 - i'm guessing yogi. or the care bears. on CRACK.

Have a lot of experience with bears then, do you? How they just chill, then eat people? Sit down, shut up, and quit spreading panic, jackass. The grown ups will take care of it for you.

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ok mum,
go poke it with a stick see how chill it is

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Okay, here's the status update. Bear with me. Yes, I went there. "Snap", as the kids say.

Janie and I are at my place, our visitor's roaming around outside. Anyone who wants to help handle this can link up with us, but be aware of your surroundings. The plan right now is to try and lure it back to the edge of town, with shooting being a secondary option if, and ONLY if, the bear turns hostile. If you're just looking to use the gun you got yesterday, stay home. If you haven't gotten a gun yet? Come on out, I'll arm you up. And if you know how to help and want to lend a hand, you're more than welcome. Possibly see you.

- Everett

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I'm on my way. I have a few dead animals my hawk eats, a few of them are nice and bloody. Should I bring one, or do you guys have bait figured out?

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Bring whatever you can. We're raiding my kitchen for whatever might work as bait. Janie's determined to do the luring, and I think some help for a fast takedown (if necessary) is definitely in order.